Natures call

Natures call

Have you ever had the urge to pee and been unable to do a thing about it?

Imagine waiting for an hour (because you tend to be early and the rest of the world tends to be late.)

Waiting an hour with nothing to do but sip and sip and sip

This builds up bit by bit till the bladder is about to burst.

Then finally comes, that special someone who you've been waiting for,

He arrives on a bike, appears masculine for a change and with that glint in the eye informs that your in for a long ride...

The ride was long as promised, so you use the vibrations of the bike to create ripples- (still water tends to be heavier fighting against gravity)

We reached the restaurant.

The restaurant was a shack. There was a queue to go in.

Waiting to go in and pee while holding intelligent conversation and flirting at the same time proved rather...difficult 

Finally we could be seated I asked for the loo instead of the starter and was informed there was none!

The ambience was of rural village so city folk can see what village life was

The restaurant took rural living too seriously 

Dignity overcame the urge

A lovely meal later (with no drinks or water for me thank you)

I’m sure we had a lovely time as well though my attention was somewhere else (my bladder)

A long ride home the urge grew and grew.

Dignity be damned I fidgeted and squirmed bounced up and down

On reaching home and at the door a simple kiss turned into something much more

Delicious shivers went down my spine and I recalled a slight problem of mine

politely excused, I ran to the loo

And finally let loose a steady fountain came forth

The dams were open! The river released!

Relief! Relax! post-coital bliss after peeing!

For the release and relaxation of muscles after peeing was more far more orgasmic than all the sex we had!